what the heck did I just read below there

heyy, thanks for reaching out to me. those were some really kind words you had to say and i am very flattered. i noticed from your dp that you love john mayer. what a coincidence! i love taylor swift, maybe you could be the john to my taylor ;) aha i'm sorry if i'm coming on too strong m'lady *tips fedora* i think i'll take you up on that offer, i'm a discord mod on a server and i'd love for you to join sometime. we should play some coop halo together as well :) i bet you would make a good cortana