What's this meow? It looks so long and sniff meow. I want to lick it meow. It's so salty meow. KYAAA! WHAT'S THIS WHITE STUFF MEOW! I want more meow!

https://twitter.com/ezleakss/status/1498095146767953929?s=20&t=VozZrA52lCmxUXRuXNWmNA

too good

the guy below me has small penis

the guy below me likes big boobs

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.