Tzitzimime
Sir Argus Zephyrius   United States
 
 
- Can chuck wood faster than a woodchuck would chuck wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood
- Loves explosives
S͎͙̜̖̞͂ͤͦ͌c͎͕̼̺̭̲͑̂̓̏̆͌̅r̬͎͈͖̥ͬ̂ͦ̽̍ë́w͚̪̥̖̱̳ͩͅu͓͔̼̰ͫṕͭͤ͂̍ͫs͉̳̺͇̭ͥ́,̯͎͉̓ͨ̒͗ͮ̂ͥ ̜̟͍̱͖̄ͩ͌̊̉̚ͅP̑ͩ̐ͮ̈́͂̓h͒.͓̥͎̦̌̓̈́D̯̺͍͎̱̫ͅ.̥̲̝ͮ̊̐̏̌
"The road to success is paved by failures... usually."