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It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2014 @ 5:37am

Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
Unlocked 25 May, 2016 @ 6:43am

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 18 May, 2016 @ 7:24am

One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2016 @ 7:42am

I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.
Unlocked 15 May, 2016 @ 3:50am

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 20 May, 2016 @ 9:06pm

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 15 May, 2016 @ 3:40am

When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 20 May, 2016 @ 9:04pm

Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2016 @ 2:03am

Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2014 @ 5:11am

Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2014 @ 5:03am

Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.
Unlocked 29 May, 2016 @ 7:53am

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.
Unlocked 28 May, 2016 @ 10:47am

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2016 @ 2:13am

Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
Unlocked 18 May, 2016 @ 7:24am

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2016 @ 11:05am

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.
Unlocked 25 May, 2016 @ 6:39am

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
Unlocked 20 May, 2016 @ 9:04pm

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2014 @ 5:20am

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2014 @ 5:01am

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2016 @ 1:55am

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.
Unlocked 20 May, 2016 @ 9:06pm

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.
Unlocked 21 May, 2016 @ 8:41am

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2016 @ 1:39am

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2014 @ 5:04am

Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.
Unlocked 16 May, 2016 @ 6:28am

Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2016 @ 11:13am

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.
Unlocked 29 May, 2016 @ 7:37am

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.
Unlocked 25 May, 2016 @ 6:39am

Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.
Unlocked 28 May, 2016 @ 10:06am

It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.
Unlocked 28 May, 2016 @ 10:20am

Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2016 @ 7:50am

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2016 @ 7:50am

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...
Unlocked 28 May, 2016 @ 10:12am

Screw The Prime Directive

Reveal your next patient.
Unlocked 28 May, 2016 @ 10:22am

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2016 @ 4:14am

Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2016 @ 2:10am

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2016 @ 10:24am

Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2016 @ 10:24am

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2016 @ 2:37am

Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2016 @ 3:33am

Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2016 @ 2:50am

Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2016 @ 2:45am

We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2016 @ 2:55am

Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2016 @ 3:12am

Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2016 @ 3:12am

Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2016 @ 6:43am

Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2016 @ 7:03am

Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2016 @ 7:12am

No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2016 @ 8:36pm

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2016 @ 4:06am

Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2016 @ 4:10am

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2016 @ 3:26am

I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2016 @ 2:05am

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2016 @ 1:56am

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2016 @ 2:10am

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2016 @ 8:36pm

Moooooo

Heart of a Cow.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2016 @ 3:13am

Is it Real?

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2016 @ 3:16am

A New Heart

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2016 @ 1:32am



Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.

Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.

Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.

Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.

Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.

Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)

Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)

Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.

Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.

Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.

Go For The Optics!

Perform

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.

There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!

That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...

No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.
1 / 6

Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.

No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.

The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.

Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.

The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.

Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.

First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.

Trumsplant

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.

Little Wet Willy

Wet Willy with little pinky.

Pink Eye

Vodka to the eye.

Now I Can Reach

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.

A++ is Trumperific

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.

A Small Loan From My Father

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.