Steps up to mic, straightens tie, clears throat, taps mic.

"This thing on?"

Murmurs of assent.

Clears throat again.

"Minecraft good."

The crowd excitedly begins to talk amongst themselves, many holding bated breath.

"Fortnite..."

A hush falls over the crowd, rapt attention held.

"Bad."

Suddenly, the crowd goes wild, screaming their praise, demanding awards, running over each other to hug a loved one. Whistles of elation are heard and many are seen sobbing. World peace is enacted in acknowledgement to this monumental speech that knit the world together.

+rep dance monkey

This is some next level weird fetish ♥♥♥♥. You're that guy back in high school with his fedora and zip up jacket with skulls that only said really creepy ♥♥♥♥ to everyone. Then you've progressed to being that guy that messages women about 30 times on Facebook and think she just was busy those 30 times in the past 3 years so you figure you'll keep trying. And then that didn't work so you're now coming up with a fantasy about two ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mmo bosses. Literally MMO bosses, and you think this isn't weird in any way?