“Murder is such an ugly word I prefer involuntary euthanasia”
"They always come back once they get a taste of my micro peen"
"I'd let Tony the Tiger frost my flakes"
“Everyone is the same once you remove the skin”
"Human: The other white meat"
"Grease dripped off that pizza like sweat drips off a competitive hotdog eater."
"What are toes but small fingers."
“Strength is just an opportunity to find our pain!”