fantastic moves

+rep, czesc, dodaj do znaj, mam sprawe

+rep, czesc, dodaj do znaj, mam sprawe

A shapely CATHOLIC SCHOOLGIRL is FIDGETING inside my costume..
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Having nothing, nothing can he lose.
-- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"
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[Brian is at Stewie's party. A clown holding a soda siphon passes]
Brian: Hey you, hit me! [the clown squirs soda water into Brian's Martini glass]
Brian: Now if I can just find a midget with some gin I'll be in business.
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Q: What's the difference between a Mac and an Etch-a-Sketch?
A: You don't have to shake the Mac to clear the screen.
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Patience is the best remedy for every trouble.
-- Titus Maccius Plautus
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Dickens, as you know, never got round to starting his home page.
(alt.fan.pratchett)
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The key to building a superstar is to keep their mouth shut. To reveal
an artist to the people can be to destroy him. It isn't to anyone's
advantage to see the truth.
-- Bob Ezrin, rock music producer
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Ignorować wiadomości z tego konta!!! To konto zostało mi skradzione!!

+rep spoko typek