To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Burger King foot lettuce. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also The 4channer's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Burger King foot lettuce truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in The 4channer's existencial catchphrase "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King,"

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Hey I found youw steam thwough a mutuaw and I just wanted to say that I think we couwd get awong weaw weww :) I don't nowmawwy do things wike this cause I'm a weaw gentweman :3, but do you want to maybe pway a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embawwassed) >< I couwd go on my smuwf so you don't have to put in that much effowt, even though you'we wike the best and you'ww pwobabwy be on top evewy wound. When I see youw name I just feew wike we have this speciaw connection that I can't descwibe in wowds, I think.. maybe we knew each othew in a past wife xDD wike I can do the cooking and evewything, you don't have to wowwy about that cuz I'm a weaw feminist, but I'ww stiww take cawe of you <3 I know how to make a woman feew wike a giww, but I won't do anything that fweaks you out, just say one wowd and I'ww stop so so fast! so maybe just considew me? I can't bewieve I'm wwiting this aww out to you >< !! Even if you weject me it's aww wowth it just fow you, my wuv <3 (pwz don't weject me !!)

📁Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
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⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Aim
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
📁Local Disk (D:)
└📁wank material (size 14tb)
└⠀✅anime_gayporn
└⠀✅sex_between_men
└⠀✅two_men_have_sex
└⠀✅gayest_sex
└⠀✅two_guys_one_toilet
└⠀✅testicles_swing_slomo_(HD240K)
└⠀✅battle_of_the_pee_ness
└⠀✅unicorn_with_human_penis_for_horn
└⠀✅freddy_got_fingered
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