this lady boy is a siren!!!! dont listen to his trade offers hes a damn temptress!

Not rly funny just spams chat with ♥♥♥♥ a 15 year old girl would laugh at

CONTINUED... i awoke to my wrists and feet tied to a chair in a dimly lit room. i could hear frantic breathing in the darkness around me and as my eyes adjusted i saw vDrew slowly creeping towards me there were other voices but i couldnt understand them, he slowly caressed my body with his oddly slimy hand and ive never felt more terrified in my life. he did that for what felt like hours as i begged him to stop and he kept whispering in my ear "it will all be over soon" "they will be here shortly" i was so terrified i passed out again when i woke up i was on his couch feeling like something was.... missing.... i immediately got a taxi to the airport and flew home to see a doctor and a lot of my internal organs were missing. im unsure what happened that day but i just know it was all his fault!

+rep this guy and i met on a minecraft server and really hit it off we have been friends for 5+ years and ive loved every second of it a couple weeks ago we actually met up in his hometown and it was kind of awkward at first cause he couldnt stop talking about "them" but i got over it pretty quickly thinking it was just another of his wacky jokes but on the second night i felt a strange gust on my face and slowly opened my eyes to him mouth wide open breathing on my face i pretended to be asleep and could hear him murmuring about how "they will be pleased soon" and it seriously creeped me out but again i got over it but during the next day i caught him buying a strange baggy from some dude in a parking lot while we were getting gas again i overlooked it thinking it was just weed because i know he smokes but later that day i found out i had made a grave mistake, i found out later that it was chloroform and i had been knocked out

i said signed by hellboy and he took me out back and shot me in the knees

Can I follow you on instagram