seriously

--- story time ---

Kobe : a bball god
evol love : your nose is getting longer wooden child

luftburen skönhet: dad
luftburen skönhet: go boboom in my pantsu

Snowy Emu~: viva el empanadas

stax: i like ur pocket medic

rainman: i sexually identify as a squiggly line

jiraffe: one ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ glorious run
memoriam: sware
jiraffe: sorry

rainman: Mother and child
rainman: Hear young virgin
rainman: Hear the squeals
rainman: Of another cherry being penetrated
rainman: By three rods of glorious love
rainman: From God
rainman: Holy night
rainman: All is calm before you get plugged
rainman: With God's own love

emeow: *spreads legs*
drayne: omfg we're still doing this
emeow: dont sniff my panties
emeow: fill my banana hole~
emeow: ye
emeow: let it happen~
drayne: baby have u tried fitting my peg leg in there
drayne: we can see how a square peg fits a round hole ;)
emeow: omg
emeow: im so ready~
emeow: fist me with your peg leg~
drayne: *unscrews peg leg*
drayne: *starts hopping around*
drayne: k bb here goes nothing
drayne: *jackhammer noise*
drayne: well there goes your cervix
emeow: *dies, my cervix bleeding profusely, my body covered in mucus and frog piss*
emeow: -el fin~

[5:23:54 PM] rainman: you're a ♥♥♥♥♥
[5:23:57 PM] rainman: who like turkey
[5:24:01 PM] rainman: and milk
[5:24:05 PM] rainman: you stupid idiot
[5:24:09 PM] rainman: ♥♥♥♥♥♥
[5:24:13 PM] rainman: you must love your mother
[5:24:18 PM] rainman: sick to the stomach
[5:24:19 PM] look a drayne: rainman
[5:24:19 PM] rainman: argh
[5:24:26 PM] look a drayne: ♥♥♥♥ yourself in the vagina with a bulldozer
[5:24:35 PM] rainman: i will
[5:24:39 PM] rainman: and ill like it

Scor.FatalPancake#abouthats: Can we touch penises
scor.drayne #notabouthats: That depends
Scor.FatalPancake#abouthats: No ♥♥♥♥ though
scor.drayne #notabouthats: On how large yours is
scor.drayne #notabouthats: No hetero
scor.drayne #notabouthats: ;o
Scor.FatalPancake#abouthats: Um
Scor.FatalPancake#abouthats: 2 centimeters big enough? D:
scor.drayne #notabouthats: Sure
scor.drayne #notabouthats: ...
Scor.FatalPancake#abouthats: Oh did I say two centimeters? I meant nine.......feet
scor.drayne #notabouthats: ...
scor.drayne #notabouthats: So your penis is two fifth graders long?
Scor.FatalPancake#abouthats: Sure

Scor.FatalPancake#abouthats: I was watching a gif
scor.drayne #notabouthats: Yeah
Scor.FatalPancake#abouthats: And this lady is in a store and she picks up a container
scor.drayne #notabouthats: yeah
Scor.FatalPancake#abouthats: She doesn't wanna pay for it cuz she's a cheap ♥♥♥♥
scor.drayne #notabouthats: sure
scor.drayne #notabouthats: ...
Scor.FatalPancake#abouthats: So she sticks it up here vagina and her vagina black holes that ♥♥♥♥ like there is no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ evidence what so ever of that crate and that crate was huge like it was almost as big as my ♥♥♥♥ so you know that it was big and then her skirt didn't get any bigger or anything so her Vagina must be deeper than the Grand Canyon like damn

.drayne: mine's longer
scor.FatalPancake: Shut up
.drayne: in more ways than juan
scor.FatalPancake: My ♥♥♥♥♥ longer
.drayne: you have one of those
.drayne: i am shocked
scor.FatalPancake: So was ur mom when her vibrator broke inside of her
.drayne: LOL
scor.FatalPancake: Omfg

(call me) UGOTMARKETGARDNERD: u shtr