I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for Steam Sales, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of dank memes, memes I have acquired over a very long Reddit career. Memes that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you release the immortals, I'll let it go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not pasta the thread, I will not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. But if you don't, I will become the meme, I will become the dankness, your threads will be mine.

I sexually Identify as your brother. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of sending trade requests to you asking for your scorched knife. People say to me that a person becoming someones brother is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a doctor change my DNA to yours and I have paid off officials to fraud my birth certificate. From now on I want you guys to call me Your Brother and respect my right meme hard and meme needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a brotherophobe and need to check your only child privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.