I'm leaving my wife and children to pursue my dreams of being an amateur UNO player.

Failing to defend the city will result in more casualties and more casualties will result in more kids growing up to be like Batman, so I don't see what's the problem here.

I want a jumpscare where a member of the ICP runs out and tries to drop kick you to death, but the drop kick fails and he leaves you a note that reads "Next time, I won't miss." The note would be taped to the bottom of his shoe and you would have to read it while he's laying down on the ground passed out.


I've got 43 dollars and a ton of white powder, who wants to come enjoy the end of the world with me?

No one is around to help
Life is hard, life is stressful
I need peace and tranquility
I don't have to prove myself to anyone


You start to think that maybe, just maybe, you'll be that person that never finds their "other half." That maybe this is it. This is your life. You messed up with the okay relationship you had thinking you could both do better. That it didn't feel right. You did this to yourself. You gave up too soon and now you're too old, too boring, too set in your ways to be able to effectively date anyone that is left.

Dont do drugs kids, do steroids, thats just chromosomes and ♥♥♥♥

Oh ♥♥♥♥, did your dad see MY nudes?

What have my white priviledges done?

Could have asked me to buy some sleeping pills. You crazy ♥♥♥♥♥.

So we're hanging out on the wall having drinks during one of the worker's breaks, as usual. We see that Pat-Tron ♥♥♥♥ go into the We-Don't-Go-There-No-More cave. Sure enough, like five minutes later we see the fastest man alive, Usain Bolting out the front door with a hellstorm of bullets and like five mini-bosses tearing ass after him. Henry spewed lemonade out his nose, before I had him executed for lethargy. That's a good cave.

I always keep a loaded gun right next to me on my nightstand in the event of an intruder, so that I can shoot myself to avoid meeting new people.

In this world, whenever there is light there are also shadows. As long as the concept of winners exist, there must also be losers. The selfish desire of wanting to maintain peace causes wars and hatred is born to protect love.

One of the worst feelings in the world is having so much to say but no one to say it to, so you just bottle it up until that glass jar breaks, you put it back together and repeat but each time it gets harder to fix untill you give up on fixing it

"The slave's got it easy" - Gene, The God hand. 2018

Mr. Moon?
Yeah?
Tell us about the sky.
The sky is deep and dark and eternally high
Many people think that's where you go when you die
Do you?
Well I think you return to obscure
Or wherever you were
Before you were