Recent reviews by doug

im sad

I FELT LIKE LOGAN PAUL IN THE JAPANESE FOREST

9 doller 99 cent many fall ouch!

much good ♥♥♥♥♥

i build city, i kill everyone with asteroid, much fun

THIS GAME HAD ME TRIPPIN BALLS

i like the part where you drive the car

When i first launched this game, i wasn't expecting what i had received. i had watched the trailer and was in disbelief of how much this game spoke to me on a personal level. I entered the dorm expecting typical everyday Joe's to greet me after i join a lobby called "I LOVE PP IN MY BOOTY", i was met instead with the horrific cries of the youth and the screams of the specially educated demons. I smacked my giant dong on the red button to ready up when a man named Albert called me stupid. It devastated me. I couldn't believe that someone named "Albert" called me stupid. I was furious. The first game we played was called King of The Hill. This was my chance to get back at Albert. I got that bat in my hand and started to climb the hill. As I climbed i saw him. I SAW ALBERT, and he was looking over at me and he KNEW i was going to try something. we both climbed at the same rate but on opposite sides of the hill. As i got to the top, there he was. ALBERT WAS WAITING FOR ME. he knew i was going to try something and he was going to try and stop me. we approached each other and he took a swing at me, luckily i strafed right and he missed, i swung back, and wham, i hit him. he clung onto the edge of the top of the hill. at this same time, a use named "Mainland_China" came up to the top and smacked me from behind. it was very unexpected. Mainland_China had hit me in the direction of Albert and as i was flying towards Albert, i was ready to swing. i saw Albert's dumb face right in front of me as i went in for the hit. i got a CRITICAL hit on Albert and it sent him flying into the water below, but i still had a battle to fight against Mainland_China. they came towards me and i did an insane 180 while clicking mouse 1 at the same time which Mainland_China wasn't expecting. Mainland_China went flying into the water off the hill and i was by myself at the top. I reigned victorious for another 2 seconds until some guy named "Balls Balls Balls" came out of nowhere and obliterated me out of existence with his baseball bat. This would only be one of many battles that i fight in Crab Game.

trucvk

very gun