>be EyeofEndorGamer https://steamproxy.net/id/EyeofEndor_Gamer/
>be 15
>be playing csgo with a friend (speedy456)
>I'm going 8 in round 16
>He's going 19
I'm historically really bad at counter strike
>have a 9.5/10 girl in the call
>she casually mentions that she'll have sex for 8$/hr
>friend says to me, "Anon, I'll pay for you for six hours if you get more kills than me."
>200% adrenalin mode activated
>within the space of 3 rounds I match my friend's kills
>friend is getting increasingly worried
>girl is laughing her ass off at his panic
>last round going 7/15
>I have 25 kills he has 24
>friend dies
>I'm the last one
>I run out in a blaze of glory, laughing my ass off
>friend is furious
>I start screaming like a maniac
about how I'm a god
>make up some ♥♥♥♥ about how I've been planning this for two years
>mfw I'm about to lose my virginity because I got one more kill then my friend in counter strike
>mfw this is the biggest success in my entire life

Yo gonna get schwifty?

merry x mas

Merry Christmas!