"I play video games so I can pretend I’m good at something."
Level 100 in procrastination. Professional button masher. Will take an hour to finish a level, but still somehow die to a rat.

Achievements:

Master of taking a 5-minute break that lasts 2 hours.

Can’t remember what I was doing 10 minutes ago, but I’m sure it was important.

Expert at starting games and then forgetting about them for months.

Join me if you want to see how fast I can turn a simple task into a full-blown panic attack. Feel free to add me, but I might ignore you for a week while I’m busy being bad at life.

P.S. I’m here for the loot, not the skill.