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37 of 50 (74%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 27 May, 2014 @ 1:16pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 28 May, 2014 @ 5:17am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2014 @ 7:45pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 29 May, 2014 @ 2:54pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 29 May, 2014 @ 11:55am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2014 @ 6:17am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 27 May, 2014 @ 9:52am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 26 May, 2014 @ 10:27pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2014 @ 4:09pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2014 @ 12:27am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 29 May, 2014 @ 2:58pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2014 @ 5:04pm

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2014 @ 5:04pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2014 @ 1:06pm

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2014 @ 10:09am

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2014 @ 5:04pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 30 May, 2014 @ 8:10am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 26 May, 2014 @ 10:54pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 27 May, 2014 @ 11:58am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 26 May, 2014 @ 9:57pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 27 May, 2014 @ 2:51am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 29 May, 2014 @ 5:03am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 30 May, 2014 @ 3:31am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 29 May, 2014 @ 11:55am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 27 May, 2014 @ 10:05am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 30 May, 2014 @ 5:43pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2014 @ 9:43pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 30 May, 2014 @ 3:19pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2014 @ 6:33am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 30 May, 2014 @ 3:03pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2014 @ 9:53pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2014 @ 10:23pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 28 May, 2014 @ 1:34pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 27 May, 2014 @ 3:56am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2014 @ 6:00am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 29 May, 2014 @ 3:05am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 30 May, 2014 @ 3:03pm



Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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