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Cael Oddi Fy Tir

Play as Daffyd for the first time.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 1:39pm

Taking it From Behind

Hit the Shagging Campers from the top.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 2:20pm

Something from the Salad Bar

Get sliced by the harvester.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 1:45pm

Comm Plete Wy Als Lev Al

Complete Wales.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 1:46pm

wot u lookin at

Play as Darren for the first time.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 1:47pm

Hello, my name is Kenneth.

Met Kenneth, the manager of Lidl, Swidon!
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 1:47pm

Big Deal

Complete Swindon.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 1:53pm

Tally Ho!

Play as David for the first time.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 1:53pm

Once For Each Year

Die as David Cameron 5 times in the same game.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 1:57pm

ReElection Special

Dies as David Cameron another 5 times in the same game.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 1:59pm

Great Traffic Adventure

Complete the Game.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 2:10pm

Know Your Enemy

Complete the tour of the M4 corridor.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 2:12pm

Twiddling the Bits

Visit the options screen.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 1:39pm

Search and Destroy

Destroy the first piece of evidence.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 2:09pm

Seek and Eliminate

Destroy the second piece of evidence.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 2:09pm

Hunt and Kill

Destroy the third piece of evidence.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 2:09pm

Uncover and Cover Up

Destroy the fourth piece of evidence.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 2:09pm

Locate and Ruin

Destroy the fifth piece of evidence.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 2:09pm

Find and F*** Up

Destroy the sixth piece of evidence.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 2:09pm

Sorry, Went For a Cuppa

Destroy the... fourteenth piece of evidence?
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 2:10pm

Now Then, Where Were We?

Destroy the fourteenth piece of evidence.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 2:10pm

That Can't Be Right

Definitely destroy the fourteenth piece of evidence.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 2:10pm

Oh I Give Up

All this counting is boring.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 2:10pm



The Ex-Wife

Crash into the lake when the body is floating.

Prison Rules Apply

Kill all the campers before picking up the soap.

Spud-U-Like

Listen to entire rap.

Mindless Destruction

Destroy all the scenery in the Lidl Car Park.

A Flaw in the System

Learn the Lidl safe combination.

Total Clock Up

Crash into Big Ben while it is chiming.

Turn an Eye Blind

Crash into the London Eye while it is spinning fast.

Thamesting Fate

Cross the Thames 50 times without crashing.

Jimmy Carr's Accountant

Get caught with only one piece of evidence left to destroy.

Who Are These Guys!?

In the London Heist crash into any four of the portaits on the walls.

Splat the Rat

You splat the rat.

Communist Leanings.

Make 100 consecutive left turns in SuperSnake.

GaGa

Listen to all the radio stations.

Paradox

If... If we could somehow... harness this lightning... channel it... into the flux capacitor... it just might work

Beyond the Possible

Complete any level and its heist on Dark Souls mode.

Practice Makes Perfect

Complete London without dying.