Playtime past 2 weeks:
0h

View global achievement stats
You must be logged in to compare these stats to your own
32 of 35 (91%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Graduation

Graduate from business school
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 1:27pm

Jerome's Not Home

Get Jerome
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 3:05pm

WifeBeater Peter

Beater Peter
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 3:02pm

Castle GoGo 7

Go To Castle GoGo and Fight GoGo Runny Man
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 1:38pm

Bad For The Environment

Defeat The Rat King
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 1:31pm

Burn Out

Take Fraudulent Documents To Furnace
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 2:03pm

Kiss of Judy

It's a Blessing
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 3:07pm

2 Tablets To Paradise

Take the Good Stuff
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 3:11pm

A District Divided...

Help the Liberals and Conservatives
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 2:13pm

Toilet Paper Hero

Get some guy some Toilet Paper
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 2:18pm

Supreme Court

Pass The Rock To Mike J.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 2:16pm

Plant Vs. Zombie

Attend The Revolutionary Courtcase
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 2:21pm

Mystical Relic

Get Them To Sign The Contract
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 3:26pm

Crunch The Numbers

Defeat Infinity
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 3:41pm

Appraise The Lord

Collect Tithe From The "Selfish" Homeless Shelter
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 3:22pm

Shark Weak

Kill All The Loan Sharks
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 4:08pm

Triassic Nark

Open The Door Sh*t On The Floor, Look Out It's A Dinosaur
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 3:57pm

It's Gonna Be Huge

Fight The Ex-Car Salesman
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 4:18pm

Revolution

Meat The Leader
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 4:05pm

Change of Plans

Heli-Carrier Crash
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 4:24pm

Final Solution

Exterminate The Meat Men
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 4:33pm

Redact, Reuse, Recycle

Kill The Pile of Bodies
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 4:33pm

Chef Boy Arty

Bring The Soup To Boy Arty
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 4:52pm

The Meat Kid

Meat Kid Want Linguini
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 5:03pm

Soup Or Salad?

Defeat The Food Force
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 4:47pm

Hell's Cocina

This Linguini Is Ling- A F*CKING DISGRACE!
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 5:02pm

East Side, West Side

Yeast Side Weast Side Gang Fight
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 5:00pm

Virus Hunter

Enter The Grid And Kill The Viruses
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 5:37pm

GoobTube Forever

Euthanize The Enslaved GoobTuber's
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 5:34pm

C-NT: Corporate

Cancel The Huge Boom Hypothesis
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 6:04pm

Executable

Deafeat The Creators
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2016 @ 9:31am

Kingdom Commerce

Become The CEO
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2016 @ 9:31am



It's Pay Day

Become The Next Drillionaire

Trump The Aliens

Defeat The Tax Evader

Free Quincy

Free the Rap Sensation Quincy "62 cents" Jones