Recent reviews by Abracadaniel

I can't load past the caching shaders screen. I have tried all fixes and troubleshooting tips I could find. I have 1.2 hours of gameplay which was all just spent on hoping it'll load past the shaders screen. Even the crash report program has crashed. AAA publishers need to stop releasing stuff like this. Stop firing your talented staff and do better QA and pay them better too.

You get to drive a tank and fight dinosaurs. I'm not sure what else you could ask a game to deliver for you. Nothing is more frustrating and hilarious than having an inept teammate drive a car into a T-rex, have it (the car) explode, then get eaten by said T-rex. It's stupidly fun.