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(daughter opens the door to the living room and enters)

Daddy!? Daddy, are you there?


Oh, hey, I'm so glad you are back home already.


I wanted to ask you something. My teacher gave me this homework that I'm really struggling with. And I was wondering if you could.. maybe.. help me.


Weeeell, the subject.. it's a bit embarrassing to be honest.. It's a biology thing. I basically have to describe how a.. erm.. penis works when a man and a woman make a baby.


Yes, I know I can read about it in books or on the internet. I actually did, but.. I kinda didn't get it.. and the problem is, I really want to get a good grade.


I appreciate that offer, but I think.. I really wouldn't understand it that way, even if you helped me. I thought that.. maybe.. we could do something else.


You know, I'm really not good at understanding things by just reading about them. Sometimes it's just better if I just take an actual look at them, this really helps me understand. That's why I thought that you could.. maybe..


Well.. you could.. take out your penis and let me have a look. I think that would really help me, daddy.


Oh, come on, pleeeeeeasse


What do you mean, go to my room? Daddy, I'm serious. I really, really need that good grade. It's very important.


But I need to know how it looks and what it does. Don't you wanna help your little girl, daddy?


There's nothing wrong with showing your penis to your little girl. Why would it be? Come on, show it to me, daddy. Pretty please.


Oh, really?? Oh, daddy, you are the greatest. I knew you would help me.



(daughter gives him a smooch)


Now.. why don't you get up and let me help you undress those pants? You've done enough today, let me do the work!


Let's get rid of your belt first.. there we go..


Now the button..


And finally.. the zipper..


Oh my god, it's stuck, daddy, I can't open it. Just a second.. DID IT! Aaaaaand down go your pants. (giggles)


And now your boxers.. Let's pull them down. There we go..


Oh, daddy... so, that's what a penis looks like, hah? Wow.. tell me, is it always this big?


Well, I'm just wondering, as far as I know, a man has to stick his penis in a woman's, you know, hole to make a baby, right?


Then how is this supossed to fit in a woman? Daddy, it's freakin' huge! Are they always this big?


Well, then it must certainly be better to have a smaller one. I imagine it's way easier to make a baby.


Why are you laughing, daddy? Did I say anything wrong?


Erm.. okay then.


Anyway.. let me see if I know what everything is there for.


So, this is the penis which you stick into a woman's vagina to shoot out little spermies which then somehow turn into a baby. Right?


Got it!


And these are the balls, right? Is this where all the sperm is made and stored?


See, I'm not that dumb, daddy. (giggles)


Sooo.. wait.. let me meassure it real quick. I brought my measuring tape.


First the length.. (whispering to herself) That's 6 1/2 inches..


And the girth.. (again whispering to herself) Almost 5 inches, I see..


Let me write that down real quick..


Okay, done!


Now.. I am wondering how.. tell me, how do the spermies actually come out? Can you just release them whenever you want?


You've got to rub your penis until they eventually come out? What!? Now I'm really confused, daddy..


Erm... oooookay. I don't think I got that, yet.


(takes a deep breath) Daddy, I wanna ask you something. Would it be okay, if I.. maybe.. rubbed on it a little and make the spermies come out? Please, just this once..


Oh, daddy, thank you. Why are you so sweet? That REALLY helps me a lot.


You are just so understanding and caring. I love you, daddy.


Now.. where do I begin? Let me just.. take it into my hand.


Oh god, it's so big, I guess I need both hands for this.


So I just start rubbing, I guess. Maybe spit on it a little to make it really slippery. Would that be okay, daddy?


Good. (spits on it)


There we go! Uh, that's better! Let me just continue to rub it..


(girl strokes his ♥♥♥♥)


Oh.. erm.. daddy.. what.. what is happening? Why is it getting bigger? Daddy!


That's normal? But daddy, look, it's getting so big now. Are you sure I'm not doing anything wrong?


Well, okay then, but that feels really strange. It's getting so big and also.. so hard.. It was just so soft a minute ago! Look! It's so hard and it's pointing at me now!


If you say so, daddy.. You are the expert. I will just go on and rub it some more then.


(girl keeps stroking)


DADDY! You just shot something in my face! Why didn't you tell me the spermies would come out.


I don't understand. Pre-what?


Pre-ejaculate? So.. it's not really sperm?


And it comes out uncontrollably? Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know that. It's not your fault then.


I guess I'll just have to live with that pre-thingy shooting in my face from time to time.


But you will tell me when they come out, right, daddy!? I wanna be ready and really look what happens.


Great! Tell me, is there anything I can do to.. you know.. make those little spermies come out faster? I don't wanna waste all of your afternoon, daddy.


Take it in my mouth? Like.. all of it?


I don't know. How is this supposed to fit in my little mouth? What about I lick it a little bit? You know, like a lollipop.. Would that be of any help?


Cool! Come here, daddy..


(sounds of the girl licking his penis)