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Istanbul, Istanbul, Turkey 
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ㅤ* I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
ㅤ* You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named ‘Bush', ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and ‘Colon'. Need I say more?
ㅤ* As Sid sat down to a big plate of chips and gravy down the local pub, a mate of his came over and said, "Here Sid, me old pal. I thought you were trying to get into shape? And here you are with a high-fat meal and a pint of stout!" Sid looked up and replied, "I am getting into shape. The shape I've chosen is a sphere."
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