Останні рецензії користувача Hash Ketchum

First of all, dont look at my meager play hours and diregard my opinion on this game, I am a veteran of the Borderlands franchise and have played much more on Xbox 360 than on PC. I loved this game so much on Xbox, I just had to get it on PC also :)

THIS GAME. MOTHERF*KER.
-Okay, let me give you the lowdown on this game. WE HAVE GUNS. WE HAVE ENEMIES. DO YOU HAVE THE BALLS? Damn right you do, sons. Youy might be hesitant at first, but I'm sure when you're knee-deep in corpses, mangling their barely alive reamains into a bloody pulp with your DUAL WIELD MOTHERF*CKING ROCKET LAUNCHERS, you may reconsider. This game takes elements of RPG gameplay, with leveling and skil trees and classes and such, and then, 2K decided "F*ck it, give them all guns and Sh*t!". And don't we all just love it?

GUNS BRING PEOPLE TOGETHER.
-So, we have the basic premise of an RPG-Shooter mixup here, with some hilariously droll (and sadistic at times!) humour, but this isn't as good as it gets. You might well enjoy this game, playing alone and striding the wastes of Pandora, a GOD amoungst men. But, if you have friends (which I hope most of you do) then you can tear up Pandora, not alone, but TOGETHER. Between the explosions and the fire and the blood and the killing, you might even have a chance to catch up on things...

BUT IS IT WORTH IT?
-F*ck yes.

REVIEWS
-"I haven't ever played this game. 72/10"- IGN
-"Stop trying to interview me!"- Derek
-"Guns motherf*cker. Do you have them? 5000/Borderlands"- Me

SOLOMON FRENCH IS A FADGET

I threw a bag
10/10

I fixed a drill
10/10

I held a bag and fixed a drill
10/10

I threw a drill
11/9

I wore an Obama mask and gave out free health
9000 FREEDOMS/10