Watch me nae nae Watch me whip

After a good game in l4d2, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great l4d and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a l4d2 lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started GIVING ME PRESENTS, i felt his hard COAL IN MY PRESENT. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was SANTA! HOHOHO, MERRY CHRISTMAS. Don't trust this guy.

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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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oh yeah just saying i also saw someone drunk slumped over at night laying on the curb

one time i saw people smoking crack in a mcdonalds

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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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Thanks lol, I really appreciate it. I'll see if I can hit a good clip with the knife :)

Wtf

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