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Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 1:32pm

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 1:13pm

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2024 @ 6:52am

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 3:20pm

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2024 @ 7:21am

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2024 @ 2:43pm

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 12:15pm

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 9:41am

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 11:08am

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 11:38am

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 4:58pm

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 4:58pm

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2024 @ 6:20am

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 10:05am

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2024 @ 6:20am

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 1:25pm

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2024 @ 5:14am

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 9:55am

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2024 @ 6:40am

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2024 @ 6:31am

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2024 @ 6:37am

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2024 @ 6:33am

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2024 @ 6:40am



Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one
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