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56.8 hrs on record (20.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
A veeeeery good game to play with friends and to have fun. BUT if everyone dies and you are the single one who is alive then it will be scary because you hear no voice (exept the monsters and sounds). I do recommend this game. I hope this helped you. Have fun!
Posted 14 April, 2025.
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5.6 hrs on record (5.3 hrs at review time)
"If you've ever wanted to experience the thrill of robbing a bank with the dexterity of a drunken spaghetti noodle—this game is for you."

One-Armed-Robber is what happens when someone says, “What if Payday, but make it physically painful and emotionally confusing?” You control a criminal with one arm (because apparently two would be too easy) and try to execute "heists" that feel more like accidental performance art.

Pros:
✅ You can technically rob a bank
✅ You can sort of drive a getaway vehicle (into a wall)
✅ Your friends will laugh at your suffering
✅ Great for testing friendships and your GPU's patience

Cons:
❌ Controls feel like trying to thread a needle during an earthquake
❌ AI seems to have the IQ of warm oatmeal
❌ Solo play will make you question your life choices (in a fun way!)

Every mission turns into a slapstick disaster where the biggest enemy is not the cops, but the door you can’t open and the gun you can’t pick up. Honestly? 10/10 experience. It’s dumb, it’s broken in just the right way, and it’s somehow one of the most entertaining co-op games I’ve played in a while.

Highly recommend if you enjoy chaos, frustration, and accidentally throwing your gun across the room.
Posted 10 April, 2025.
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