'Course, I haven't weighed in yet. :-)
-- Larry Wall in <199710281816.KAA29614@wall.org>
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Four thousand throats may be cut in one night by a running man.
-- Klingon Soldier, "Day of the Dove", stardate unknown
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We apologize for the inconvenience, but we'd still like yout to test out
this kernel.
-- Linus Torvalds, announcing another kernel patch
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While my BRAINPAN is being refused service in BURGER KING, Jesuit
priests are DATING CAREER DIPLOMATS!!
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Humor in the Court:
Q: Did you tell your lawyer that your husband had offered you indignities?
A: He didn't offer me nothing; he just said I could have the furniture.
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"He did decide, though, that with more time and a great deal of mental effort,
he could probably turn the activity into an acceptable perversion."
-- Mick Farren, _When Gravity Fails_
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hacker, n.:
A master byter.
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