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Putting the 'A' in "Asplode"

Earn an A in Bombs Away
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Bullets Ain't Cheap, Y'Know

Earn an A in the Circle of Carnage
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Shotgun!

Blast five or more Aquabears while successfully navigating the DeSoto into the spooky depths of the miniverse.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 4:55pm

From Hell's Spleen

Shoot Cap'n Aquabear off the DeSoto... that'll teach 'im.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 8:47am

Pomp and Aquabears

Complete all of the Freelance Police Academy courses, and attend a hastily-arranged graduation ceremony.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 3:28am

Found Puddle

Found Puddle
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 3:28am

Most Valuable Fizzer

Earn an A in Fizzball
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Bunts Are For Losers

You hit 10 Home Runs in one game of Fizzball. We'll need to ask you to pee in this cup.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 6:19pm

A Clue? Gesundheit!

Earn an A in Get a Clue
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 3:28am

CONGRATULATIONS!

Graduate from the Freelance Police Academy - Your Parents Will Be So Proud
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 8:47am

Sequel Bait, or Just Plain Bait?

Listen to the tiny impotent screams of the vanquished Capn' Aquabear. You sadist.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Lumpy Cum Laude

Earn an A in all 9 Freelance Police Academy Training Grounds. If you've earned 10, the game is broken.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Whisper Winner

You trained Jeff. Now you should be able to apply to these skills to many situations, like, um ...
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Streak Freak

You got Jeff to perform 5 tricks consecutively, and irrepressibly.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 3:28am

Hoverachiever

Earn an A in the No Fun House
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 6:19pm

High Anxiety

Collect all balloons and wings in the No Fun House, like some sort of obsessive compulsive hummingbird.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Rat Whacker

Hit five or more rats with a mallet. This is how Norman Bates got started, you know.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Clean Up in Aisle 666

Successfully rid the local Nutrihole of its netherwordly vandals.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 3:28am

Office Intern

You completed the obligatory training section in Sam & Max's office. It only gets harder from here on out.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 8:06pm

Dial M For Murder Hornets

Purge the office of flying devil pests... no, not Max, he can't fly. Usually.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 8:06pm

The Extra Inch Award

You found all the extra gags in the office. We think.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Flint Paper

Flint Paper
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 3:28am

Watch

Watch
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 8:06pm

Act I, Player 0

Complete first traunch of Freelance Police Academy courses. Also, look up "traunch."
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 8:06pm

Act II - The Actening

Complete the second wave of Freelance Police Academy Courses. Now might be a good time to rehyrdrate.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 3:28am

You Should See the Tequila Bottle

You blew up a giant five-headed planarian worm. Are you proud of yourself? That worm probably had a family, you know.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 8:06pm

Putting a Lid on Crime

You successfully wielded a trash can lid as a shield. Next season, Sam & Max will fight over the legacy of this trash can lid.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Disco Ninja Aquabear Suit

Sneak into the Aquabear Meeting
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 3:28am

Taste the Prismatic Projection

Feed Max every variety of icky blobs. Don't worry, he won't explode or anything.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 8:47am

Spoke to Techie

Spoke to Techie
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Spoke to DJ

Spoke to DJ
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Grandmaster Splash

Earn an A in Sky Patrol
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Nacho Dust Buster

Avoid all Scrumpo Grenades in Sky Patrol Activity, maintaining cleanliness of your attire. Relatively.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Takin' it Queasy

Climb out onto the crane. Try not to barf.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 8:47am

The Freelance Student has become the Freelance Master

Definitively put an end to the menace of Capn' Aquabear... for now.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 8:47am

Neutron Neutralizer

Defuse Teddy Tocks's Neutron Scrambler before it does whatever the heck it does.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 8:06pm

VR Maimed the Radio Star

Listen to gags on the car radio until your eardrums bleed/we run out of jokes.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Love Machine

Earn an A in the Tunnel of Tough Love
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Voyage of the DANG!

Earn an A in the Voyage of Pain
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 4:55pm

This Hurt Me More Than It Hurt You

Take Zero Damage in the Voyage of Pain's Tunnel of Sharp Things
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 6:19pm

It's Raining Bombs (Hallelujiah?)

Make 10 Baskets in the BasketBombs portion of the Voyage of Pain.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Not Entirely Pointless

Complete the Pointy Throwing Thing section of the Voyage of Pain before time runs out. Which you kind of have to do to pass, but we love handing out achievments.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Helium Hoarder

Grab all the balloons in Voyage of Pain. Why? Because, that's why.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 6:19pm