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74 of 93 (80%) achievements earned:
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Red Herring

It worked!
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 4:16am

Peealot

Peeing upside down since 2012!
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 4:16am

Made it all the way!

And what for?
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 11:22am

It's good to be short!

But not always!
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 4:19am

Beat dude with another dude!

Where's my dude, dude?
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 4:28am

What what?

Where did it go?
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 11:33am

You scared it!

You monster!
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 11:37am

The birth of a salary man

Born to work (aren't we all?)
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 11:39am

I command this caterpillar!

Go and search for fake money!
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 11:38am

Food thief!

The food belongs to the colony!
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 11:35am

Forbidden love!

Ahh, will they ever be together?
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 11:44am

I peed your pants.

WHAT?
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 10:58am

Learn to love!

That bomb didn't do anything bad (yet!)
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 10:59am

Dead end!

Haha!
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 4:59am

McPixel is mom now!

Free range mom, too!
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 11:02am

CGAWAVE

It's the new best thing!
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 5:01am

Nuclear dumpster diving!

What can we find here?
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 5:02am

Hello World!

I drew this!
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 5:03am

Manual trasmission chopper!

They don't make them like they used to!
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 11:16am

Ice Swimming!

It's the new cool thing!
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 11:13am

You can't hitch a bus!

Or can you?
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 11:07am

Do you have a spare asteroid?

I might be addicted.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 4:41am

I can't believe you've done that!

He was sleeping!
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 11:14am

Slay the lamb!

It will bring upon destruction!
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 11:13am

My people need me!

And worst of all, I'm late for work!
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 4:51am

Shoot'em up!

Wait, that's not what it's called!
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 4:50am

Well done!

Congratulations!
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 4:51am

Now that's a danger noodle

With a case of nuclear munchies!
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 4:46am

Let some fresh air in!

Like that one roommate who always opens the window!
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 4:48am

I love computers

So good
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 4:47am

Thanks for waiting!

You shouldn't have!
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 4:52am

The funniest joke in the world

It even tells you when to laugh!
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 11:50am

Is there candy inside?

One way to find out!
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 12:17pm

And this is how I met him...

Pants down best looking guy in town!
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 12:22pm

My car is so pushy

Pushy car, pushy car! Push it all around!
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 12:09pm

Wrong wire!

Sorry, you messed up.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 12:11pm

It's my car!

Gotta make sure it smells like it!
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 12:13pm

You have a right to remain silent!

It's only fair!
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 12:26pm

What I always wanted to be when I grow up!

No human, no worries!
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 11:58am

Right in the jimmy!

It was in self defense!
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:09pm

You're a snack!

...for workgroups!
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:14pm

The bar for this dive was high!

It was a high dive bar to overcome!
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:21pm

Keep your feet on the ground!

Or are you burnt out already?
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:11pm

Touchdown!

Wait, wrong sports!
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:26pm

Closing the gap!

Baby steps!
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:17pm

What's your goal there?

Eh?
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:38pm

BURP

CLOSED
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 1:16pm

Mom, I'm not a fish anymore!

It was just a phase!
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:01pm

Way to go!

Feels like the end of the world
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 1:17pm

Take this on your way down!

Down low!
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:07pm

Awww, you didn't have to!

Must've been love!
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 1:22pm

Imma just hide in the corner

Wait for this to blow over
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 1:15pm

Giving up is a virtue!

And worth it sometimes too!
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 12:44pm

It's pants time!

Wow!
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 12:45pm

Please don't come again!

Ouch!
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 12:53pm

Not THAT game!

What's the word?
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 12:58pm

I understand!

It's the language of my people!
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 12:42pm

Back my fish up!

Pow!
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 12:47pm

Yes

This is the correct thing to do.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 12:43pm

BRB, gotta catch the train!

It's a bullet-time-train!
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 12:51pm

Ok, bye!

Weeeeeee!
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 1:27pm

The defendant is ready!

Objection!
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 1:11pm

Pee my ride!

Full of gold!
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 1:17pm

Uno, dos, tres

Quattro!
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 1:14pm

This is my missile!

It has been marked!
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 1:02pm

This is fishy!

Need to investigate!
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 1:26pm

Take care of your eyeballs!

Unless you have eyeballs of steel!
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 1:20pm

The day is saved!

Yay!
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 4:29am

All gags you can eat!

You found them!
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 4:41am

You can p** the dog

Can I get a retweet for this?
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 1:07pm

Barbeque in my pants!

It's hot!
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 1:06pm

Poop goes ploop!

Ploop!
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 4:13am

Everybody clap!

That's a good landing!
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:28pm

Clear the path!

And get on it!
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:33pm



You won't make it back in time.

Not a chance.

Why did you pick this up?

You know what this is, right?

Why did you break it?

Someone's gonna need it!

You got hit by a smooth golden bar!

You are now worthy

That's all of them!

Poor dudes!

Throw it all away!

Way to go!

Babies are evil!

But aren't we all?

Achievement Number 1

Congratulations!

DJs don't stage dive, you maniac!

Why would you do that?

Can I get an 'amen'?

No? Ok.

Express elevator!

Bye!

Are we there yet?

No.

Diligent

It's actually quicker this way too.

That was unnecessary.

At least you got an achievement, tho.

Do the worm!

Yes!

Better call Sos!

He knows all the solutions!

Stop beating my game!

Heeey!

There is nothing else!

You have found all gags in the world!

Date poacher!

At least it worked!