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The Right Way

Play the whole game with tank controls. Tim demanded this achievement.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2015 @ 12:01pm

"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules."

Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2015 @ 5:52am

"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?"

Use the hole punch.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2015 @ 12:20pm

"Lousy bony fingers!"

Get the balloon twister to pop a balloon.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2015 @ 6:22am

"I squeezed down one of these tubes, like a pixie!"

Talk to Brennis about how he got to the machine.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2015 @ 6:35am

"Well, I could do something bad right now if that would help."

Try to dig up some dirt on Meche.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2015 @ 7:23am

"Precisamente, amigo."

Learn of a nefarious plot.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2015 @ 10:35am

"Join or Die! Again!"

Receive a message from Eva.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2015 @ 10:33am

"'ARROGANT FRAUD' doesn't work."

Try to guess Domino's password a few times.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2015 @ 10:38am

"We only have one mop."

Check your job qualifications with Celso.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2015 @ 11:17am

"...Used to scream like a banshee when the trade winds blew..."

Ask Velasco about his eye patch.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2015 @ 11:19am

Year 1

Spend a year in the Eighth Underworld.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2015 @ 11:21am

"Plus, we look good in these clothes!"

Talk to Glottis about leaving.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2015 @ 11:24am

"Well, maybe just a sip..."

Sample the Marillo de Oro.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2015 @ 11:44am

"We are all citizens of the same nation, and our king rides a pale horse."

Try to get a passport from Chowchilla Charlie.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2015 @ 11:28am

"YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME!!!"

Ask Lupe about her organizational system.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2015 @ 11:32am

"Consider it an homage."

Have Olivia recite one of your poems.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2015 @ 12:07pm

"We're straight stingers, you know?"

Talk to the worker bees about playing the game.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2015 @ 11:52am

"Manny, we've given up. All of us."

Talk to Membrillo about why he's still here.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2015 @ 11:57am

"So, sorry, but I don't do... 'odd jobs.'"

Try to convince Verago to help you out.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2015 @ 12:25pm

"Oh, yeah, I could take you down..."

Try to convince Aitor to take you down to the wine cellar.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2015 @ 12:28pm

Year 2

Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2015 @ 1:27pm

"I wasn't always this color!"

Talk to Chepito about how long he's been down here.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2015 @ 1:47pm

*sniff* *sniff*

Make the angelitos cry.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2015 @ 1:59pm

"Save your breath..."

Try to explain to Meche.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2015 @ 2:19pm

"Okay, how much of this haven't you figured out, Calavera?"

Get Domino to explain the racket to you.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2015 @ 2:09pm

"IT'S A BUST-ALL!"

Talk to Chepito about his bartering tactics.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2015 @ 2:15pm

Year 3

Spend three years in the Eighth Underwold.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2015 @ 2:55pm

"Happy trails, Captain."

See Chepito on his way.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2015 @ 10:39am

"I could walk out out of this world and not look back..."

Hold to your commitments.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2015 @ 10:39am

"I'm getting out of here. This world's for suckers."

See Bruno on his way.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2015 @ 10:35am

"...so large"

Meet the mechanics.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2015 @ 2:56pm

"Manuel! Is everything okay?"

Play with the radio.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2015 @ 11:00am

Year 4

Spend four years in the Eighth Underworld.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2015 @ 12:03pm



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