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Huzzah – good things come in threes

Third time's a charm.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 8:26pm

Ludicrous Speed

Light speed is too slow!
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 8:44pm

Huzzah – with helium gas

Have Helium – Will Travel
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 8:48pm

Free Toffee

Animals don't belong in cages.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2016 @ 8:43pm

Laundry Day

So that's why you don't wash your dirty laundry in public?
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2016 @ 10:08pm

Doppelganger

Mirror mirror on the wall...
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2016 @ 10:34pm

Hide and seek

Doors – useful AND sexy.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2016 @ 10:45pm

Huzzah - because brakes are for wimps

The old switcheroo.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2016 @ 10:48pm

Caffeine Crackie

I think that robot fluffed into my coffee.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2016 @ 11:18pm

Saturday Night Fever

Disco ain't dead!
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2016 @ 11:29pm

Huzzah – he completely f*cked up

Enjoy your fall.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2016 @ 11:40pm

Groundhog Day

Aka. How to die a thousand Deaths
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2016 @ 11:48pm

Third time's a charm

When shall we three meet again?
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2016 @ 12:25am

Huzzah - three times the crap

Three of a kind beats king high.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2016 @ 12:29am

Teamwork!

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2016 @ 9:44pm

A true friend

Self-sacrifices and bla.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2016 @ 10:55pm

Rufus to the rescue

I'd be an amazing dad!
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2016 @ 12:36am

Cameo

Wait, who's that? - Itsameeeea!
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2016 @ 12:07am

Bozo is back!

Pirates have feelings, too.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2016 @ 12:47am

Surgeon simulator

Which place do I stick it in... ?
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2016 @ 11:23pm

Mission: Impossible

He's just no fun person to hang out with.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2016 @ 11:34pm

Huzzah – with a scoob a dee doo

Elysium in hand's reach...
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2016 @ 4:58pm

Hand over heart

At least I got the lyrics right.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2016 @ 5:14pm

Huzzah – he's off now for real

The hardest part is letting go.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2016 @ 5:45pm

Remembrance of Things Past

Tell it to the marines!
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 8:42pm

Basic Instinct

What has been seen cannot be unseen.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2016 @ 9:00pm

Quality Assurance

Does this smell like chloroform?
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2016 @ 10:30pm

Master of Darkness

The darkest Room Escape Game ever.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2016 @ 7:26pm

Porta Fisco Carnival

Throw me something, Mister!
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2016 @ 7:20pm

Long time no see

Not that I actually need it.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2016 @ 10:19pm

Food Inspector

Where's the fume extractor hood?
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2016 @ 10:22pm

Zombie Apocalypse

They seemed a bit bitey.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2016 @ 8:33pm

Magic Mushroom Picker

Little pieces of heaven down in the gutter.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2016 @ 9:13pm

Demagogue

I knew it: I'm surrounded by assholes.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2016 @ 5:09pm

Russian roulette

You jump, I jump … not!
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2016 @ 5:27pm



Tough Guy!

Didn't feel a thing.

That kid is fast as lightning

Admit it: That was dumb luck!

Daring Sharpshooter

I didn't mean to wind her up.

Knock knock!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Rufus. Rufus who? Rufus on fire!

Micropayment

Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.

Voyeur

So what? It's the only peep-show in town.

Ignorance is Bliss

Don't turn around! The Kommissar is out!

Darwin Award

Cut my life into pieces.

Vampire's Kiss

Vampire me, Vampire you. Platy-poo.

Talent Scout

15 minutes of fame.

Smack him!

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.

Catwalk Queen

High fashion - low fashion - high fashion - low fashion.

Ornithorhynchologist

You can’t make an omelette without breaking some eggs.

Hung out to dry

He'll get around somehow.

Sadist

Picking at fresh wounds.