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Graduation

Graduate from business school
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2016 @ 7:09pm

Jerome's Not Home

Get Jerome
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2016 @ 7:25pm

WifeBeater Peter

Beater Peter
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2016 @ 7:28pm

Castle GoGo 7

Go To Castle GoGo and Fight GoGo Runny Man
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2016 @ 7:20pm

Bad For The Environment

Defeat The Rat King
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2016 @ 7:13pm

Burn Out

Take Fraudulent Documents To Furnace
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2016 @ 7:35pm

2 Tablets To Paradise

Take the Good Stuff
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2016 @ 7:47pm

A District Divided...

Help the Liberals and Conservatives
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2016 @ 7:57pm

Toilet Paper Hero

Get some guy some Toilet Paper
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2016 @ 8:04pm

Supreme Court

Pass The Rock To Mike J.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2016 @ 8:03pm

Plant Vs. Zombie

Attend The Revolutionary Courtcase
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2016 @ 8:00pm

Mystical Relic

Get Them To Sign The Contract
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2016 @ 8:22pm

Crunch The Numbers

Defeat Infinity
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2016 @ 9:14pm

It's Pay Day

Become The Next Drillionaire
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2016 @ 9:04pm

Appraise The Lord

Collect Tithe From The "Selfish" Homeless Shelter
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2016 @ 8:17pm

Trump The Aliens

Defeat The Tax Evader
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2016 @ 9:06pm



Kiss of Judy

It's a Blessing

Shark Weak

Kill All The Loan Sharks

Triassic Nark

Open The Door Sh*t On The Floor, Look Out It's A Dinosaur

It's Gonna Be Huge

Fight The Ex-Car Salesman

Revolution

Meat The Leader

Change of Plans

Heli-Carrier Crash

Final Solution

Exterminate The Meat Men

Redact, Reuse, Recycle

Kill The Pile of Bodies

Chef Boy Arty

Bring The Soup To Boy Arty

The Meat Kid

Meat Kid Want Linguini

Soup Or Salad?

Defeat The Food Force

Hell's Cocina

This Linguini Is Ling- A F*CKING DISGRACE!

East Side, West Side

Yeast Side Weast Side Gang Fight

Virus Hunter

Enter The Grid And Kill The Viruses

GoobTube Forever

Euthanize The Enslaved GoobTuber's

C-NT: Corporate

Cancel The Huge Boom Hypothesis

Free Quincy

Free the Rap Sensation Quincy "62 cents" Jones

Executable

Deafeat The Creators

Kingdom Commerce

Become The CEO