Recent reviews by JuicePouch *WILL 1v1 FOR SKINS*

>Joins server
>Gets spawn-killed by some guy with a shotgun
>Rage quits
>Comes back the next day
>Immediately finds a shotgun
>Gets shot by the same guy again
>Gets called a no life for finding the best shotgun in the game
>Watches the guy brag about how he has been playing for 22 hours straight
11/10 would get called a no-life by a guy who has played a game for 22 hours straight again.

Join game
Buy a Tec-9
Run onto cat
Kill a noob
Brag about getting the first kill
Get shot in the back
Leave game
Join back to try opening a case
Open a case
Get a UMP-45 corporal
Cry
Open another case
Get Glock-18 Water Elemental
Laugh and brag to your friends
Steam gets hacked
You cry for a minute
Realize it's just a game.
You realize that you just wasted all of your allowance.
10/10