Recent reviews by Dinosaur Satan

It starts out really slow, but after the first world and a half it is fun and cute.

So I bought this game because of these GiantBomb.com bombast clips:

http://www.youtu.be/CHvQG-1Oyhc
http://www.youtu.be/G1OZbyC1RBU

Well, it turns out that this is literally the greatest game ever made. These are all things that happen in this game:

SPOILERS

A dog makes an autistic man fall into magma.
Russian terrorist triplets get locked in a washroom thanks to the distraction of vodka.
There's a conspiracy involving the serving of mind-controlling soup.
A crazy prince gives a speech to dolls.
A dog bites a man and a man bites a dog.
There's an elaborate prison break plot planned by Holmes to free a crazy poisoner.
Holmes threatens injured children, injects a man with heroin, fatally shoots a police officer, and dresses up like an old lady.
Watson builds a bomb at a fun fair, has a prophetic dream, and pretends to be a photographer interested in taking a woman wrestler's photo.
This is the ending credits: http://www.youtu.be/-C-Ih7Yb_UI

this is a very fun game. respawn time is virtually instantaneous and players die quickly, so there's never a dull moment outside of as a dinosaur running to where the humans are balled up, but even then you should be on the lookout for humans running there too. teams are well balanced with the idea being that dinosaurs generally work alone and do their best fighting humans one on one, while humans are at their best as a team and naturally gravitate towards each other.

highlights include trapping smaller dinosaurs in nets and knifing them and pouncing on lone humans as a novaraptor.

this is a bad game

i mean its cool that all your abilities have to do with your psychology but the writing is like something out of twilight and every battle is you running away or surviving for x number of turns

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Wyn1nH8XZ4

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it's fun to run over a bunch of zombies or shoot them with lasers then run over the zombies that grieve for them

i like being able to kill monsters with puzzles and this game is actually very deep for a match 3. you never have to buy a match 3 game for the rest of your life, this will set you up. bejewled is literally garbage compared to this. i just threw like a bag of bejeweled 3 games in the garbage because nobody needs that ♥♥♥♥ anymore.

problems: it seems computers always get 4 in a row/column, it doesn't have that thing like in earthbound where you automatically win against low level enemies, my fire spells don't stop trolls from healing every other turn