👽 Welcome, Interloper!

You’re either lost, stalking me, or here by divine Steam intervention. Either way, enjoy the chaos.

🛠 Skillset:
• 🕵️ Finding the most cursed mods imaginable.
• 🎮 Gaming at 200 IQ… or 2 IQ, no in-between.
• 🏆 Collecting achievements no one cares about.

💾 System Specs:
• Quantum-powered potato running on duct tape.
• FPS: Yes
• Ping: No

💰 Inventory Policy:
• If you beg for items, I will add you to my cringe compilation.
• If you scam me, I will haunt your ping forever.

🚀 Motto: “If it ain’t modded, it ain’t worth playing.”

🔻 Exit the Simulation? 🔻
[YES] [NO]