Recent reviews by Jerry Mandarin

I literally have to review this to get free XP on Steam.

Good game though. Recommended.

The authentic quickplay experience: first three times it picks Enchanter's Lair, next Horn of Magnus, then Old Haunts two times in a row, then Horn of Magnus again and finally Blightreaper before letting me play non-DLC-tide on my 9th attempt in Hunger in the Dark.

Sometimes you just really, really want to uninstall. But you know you won't.

Hey, you missed a 99 percent shot on an alien. Hey, an alien hit you with a 1 percent shot.

I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.

But most of the time it's worth it.

I think I'm hot s.hit now.

Also when I reach 10k hours I shall upload my sex tape.