Recent reviews by st0RKJE

Lowballing strangers, fixing critical mechanical issues with duct tape and zip ties, then selling death traps on wheels for profit - all things considered this is a pretty accurate simulator. Also genuinely fun to play.

Going back to Cordon after all these years to find the same buildings still occupied by cheeki breekis, the tunnel still full of electric anomalies, and Sidor still in his bunker with "Dirge for the Planet" blasting on repeat is one of the most beautiful moments I've ever had in gaming.

It feels like coming home after a very, very, very long time.

Basically 200 hours of "♥♥♥♥, marry, kill". 10/10.

Russians screaming at me, hacks everywhere, everyone claims to have had close encounters with my mom
Them skins tho
11/10