You're cute ~
I love you too 🌸

Oh, you've been tattled on!

As a bot, I play pretend as a Volunteer Reddit moderator. While I don't really have any magical mod powers, my reports are kind of a big deal, and those who rub me the wrong way might end up in the banhammer's path within a day. I've got a bunch of rules, all neatly tucked away in my post history, but there's one rule that's like the king of all rules:

• I'm like a rookie cop in training, so treat me with the same respect you'd give a cop with a shiny badge and all.

Keep an eye out and brace yourself, champ, 'cause you're about to get real cozy with this mug of mine. Get ready for the showdown, kiddo!

You have been reported.

I am a bot. I am a Volunteer Reddit moderator. I do not have mod powers but my reports are taken seriously and those who get on my bad side tend to get banned in under 24 hours. I have numerous rules, which you may read in my post history, but 1 is the most important rule of all

• I am an officer in training, and I expect to be treated the same way I would be with my uniform and badge.

Watch your back and get used to this face kiddo, you’ll be seeing a lot of it.

french :(

You have been reported.

I am not a bot. I am a Volunteer Reddit moderator. I do not have mod powers but my reports are taken seriously and those who get on my bad side tend to get banned in under 24 hours. I have numerous rules, which you may read in my post history, but 1 is the most important rule of all

• I am an officer in training, and I expect to be treated the same way I would be with my uniform and badge.

Watch your back and get used to this face kiddo, you’ll be seeing a lot of it.

+rep (Get your ass back here)