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i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a wall text of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life

havent u heard?God is back and hes online.u have to log in to see him u click with Ur heart and upload yourself all at once

are you alive?

turtle corpses dont lie

if that was supposed to be some kind of threat, i do not care and am not afraid.

i am doubtful you couldnt even fix my kitchen sink the time i accidently jammed it with turtle corpses

to be perfectly honest i repurposed it into a mecha because i am just that badasss

i'llh ave you know you absolutely turned me off from men and i am lesbian now, thanks alot for ruining my life. also can i have my lawnmower back? it has been a year and i really need it

women have nothing to fear from me, only goblins and "neerdowells" (such as yourself, amanda) should be worried.

♥♥♥♥ you, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ me and never called me back. pls delete thiss steam member for his disregard for women

So your reasoning for calling a pupper a doggo is because random people "call the small yip yip ones doggos?" Let's get penguos and turkos in there, then, too.
Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A pupper is a pupper and a member of the doggo family. But that's not what you said. You said a pupper is a doggo, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the doggo family doggos, which means you'd call piggos, sluggos, and other species doggos, too. Which you said you don't.
It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?

Here's the thing. You said a "pupper is a doggo."
Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.
As someone who is a scientist who studies puppers, doggos, yappers, and even woofers, I am telling you, specifically, in doggology, no one calls puppers doggos. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.
If you're saying "doggo family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Doggodaemous, which includes things from sub woofers to birdos to sharkos (the glub glub kind not the bork bork kind).

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

Hellou~ Basically, I need ONE PERSON to dedicate my life to (romance and all else). I simply expect to find a person, who can dedicate their life to me too <3. So, the person must be single, available, capable of keeping promises. We would keep to the promise "Together, forever." as true and deep as we can. Example: Spending all our time together. Being eachother's most important thing. Why? Because being alone is lonely. Friends are useless. Close friends are not reliable. Gaming buddies in love > Normal buddies. AND waking up, with the first thought, to look forward to spending more time with the one you luv is cute <3. Bonuses: Gaming, Game development, Romance. I'm 20, very clingy, very demanding, very commited. If you are interested in that promise, Add me. <3

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this ♥♥♥♥♥ was being attacked by another male, i saw the other man grab him and drag him down a ally it was dark but i could make out what i saw,i was shocked to see my friend being headedbutted many times it the balls but it was strange he was enjoying it he was moning and saying more so i have come to think that mabey he being strong and holding in the tears of being headbutted in the balls as u see i couldnt see veary well and i was looking at his backside he repeated MORE MORE MORE and then he said he was going to ♥♥♥ i dont know what the word ♥♥♥ means but i think it means that he is in so much pain that he might just pass out, to end this story my dear friend is a hero and he battled the other man away with him "♥♥♥" he said so people respect this here man for what he has done to make our world a better place. thank you

Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I’m not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I’m not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I’m not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano’o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu.

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yeah i actually did know now get the ♥♥♥♥ Off my comments section!!!

Did you know that in russian prisons there are so-called GAS SMELLERS, also known as WIND BLOWERS and DIVERS. They are only picked from the worst prison sex slaves, who are abused and rejected even by their own kind. Gas smeller's only task is: after the command "Guy wants to fart", he must run toward the caller, kneel down behind his ass, press his lips to the anus and deeply inhale the farted out gases. And then, covering his nose and mouth with his hands, with other inmates laughing, he must run to the window and exhale the gases there, so the air in the cell remains clean. If the gas smeller won't inhale deeply and leaves the gas smell in the air, he will be subjected to non-illusionary beatings.
The only positive is: he won't be ♥♥♥♥♥♥, because that's very embarrassing, akin to rubbing your ♥♥♥♥ on a toilet.

This right here? This is autism. Not 4chan "lel autistic XDD" autism, no. This is legitimate, medical grade autism. This is what mothers everywhere fear when they find out they're pregnant. This is what gets put up for adoption because parents "aren't ready for this type of responsibility". This is what Midwest American idiots think comes as a result of vaccination. This is what kills families. This is what kids think of when they hear "slow". This is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ autism.

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i will commit suicide at the very peak of our desperate love. so it will never get the chance to weaken or fade.
and you will do the same only to immortalize our unified hearts. and so that every moment and memory will remain fresh in both of our minds.
and this will be ours. forever like the stars.

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This user has stolen artwork.

My name is Van, I'm an artist, I'm a performance artist, and I'm hired for people to fulfill their fantasies, their DEEP♂DARK♂FANTASY. Was gonna be a movie star, you know with modeling and ah, acting. After a hundred or two auditions and small parts, you know I decided you know... I've had enough. Then I got into escort work.

The kind of clients we get got a lot of uh... fetishes. So, I just decided to go,uhm you know FULL♂MASTER and, change my wh- entire house into a dungeon, um dungeon master with a full dungeon... in my house. And ah.. it's going really well.

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This right here? This is autism. Not 4chan "lel autistic XDD" autism, no. This is legitimate, medical grade autism. This is what mothers everywhere fear when they find out they're pregnant. This is what gets put up for adoption because parents "aren't ready for this type of responsibility". This is what Midwest American idiots think comes as a result of vaccination. This is what kills families. This is what kids think of when they hear "slow". This is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ autism.

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