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Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
ㅤ* Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
ㅤ* According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ teehee!

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