22yr samantha cheese loves gaming and having ultra giga amounts of fun

hello, welcome, why don't you take a seat?
get comfortable, relax, take a second if you need to
now what's bothering you? well, why don't we start at the beginning
growing up, how was your relationship with the fundamentals of conscious existence?
did you have xenon orchid sinews spilling down the outer center of your
blooming escher/mandelbrot head?
and how about claustrophilic tendrils clapping caskets closed on seven-knuckle thumbs
did you get along well with the gideon bugler pineal glands?
your projector eyes casting sci-fi's on your str'd strands?
tell me about your nerve to steal nerves of steel from under bacchus' bloody nose
did namibian himbas tie-dye you, your ears pierced with a phineas gage flagpole
did you die before your day?
thursday traction, tuesday titration
my hope is to assess through my objective report of
your subjective conjecture
whether this proprietary bled of expertise and seasoning works as well as this
transorbital ice pick
holistic ballistics, you got a better idea?
it's about the best we could come up with, what, you think ideas spread because they're good?
no, they spread because people like them
so now here we are once again, holding
as it were, a mirror up to your mirror
i guess it's just something people do!