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you don't notice you have a raging
boner until after the video is finished and your grandma was in the room so now ♥♥♥♥ is mad awkward but your grandma slowly unzips your pants and you're surprisingly okay with this and so is she. after the sex, your grandmother lights up a cigarette but dies from inhaling too much smoke. you run to your mom's room crying because your grandma just died but it's too late. All you see is me, plowing down on your mom's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ her into the next dimension. I am now your father. "Go to your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ room and do your work. none of them stupid computer games for a whole week" i say as i chug another beer. and kids that's how I, Ted Mosby, met your mother