Lo, weary traveler! Welcome to the MARVELOUS (but not licensed by Marvel) lair of the great Diabeticles- hero of all things diabetic! Long ago, the gods tasked me with the sacred burden of protecting humanity against the exhaustion of over-exertion, endless toil, and vegetables. I am tasked with spreading the good word of diabetes with sugary treats and taking up the work that threatens the people of this world!

I myself may never be given the gift of diabetes, but the gods assure me that it is the bees-knees!