Human Meat

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One day, a man mistook his neighbour's pet rock for an intruder. Panicking, he chased it with a broom, only to realise it was a rock.

Undeterred, he founded "Pet Rocks Anonymous" to discuss the dangers of misidentifying objects. His passion led him to appear on the Oprah Winfrey Show, recounting his experience. He became an overnight sensation and wrote a memoir titled "Rock Bottom: My Life as a Pet Rock Pursuer."

However, fame had a dark side. His obsession with pet rocks escalated, causing him to neglect his relationships and responsibilities. His home became a rock museum, devoid of human interaction.

When police finally intervened, they found bizarre NSFW rock contraptions. Tragically, he was discovered hanging upside down with Ayers rock lodged deep inside him.

His dream when he was a child was to be the ambassador of the Indian republic of street feces. His father trained him in the art of Rickshaw pulling for years in case India ever invaded, has 8 aboriginal friends he keeps in his backyard on a leash, can sniff out drugs better than a police dog and has a severe case of AIDS after he returned from his holiday in Niger where he brought back a secret recipe to cure world hunger but he lost it under his couch somewhere. Plays random games to pass his time but gets withdrawls after an hour without a hit. He is against the notion of don't get high on your own supply as it doesn't allign with his spiritual beliefs. Pt2 coming soon

This is what DFS-187 sitting behind his computer does in his own time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoKwWECf5tM