i ain't reading all that

difficulty selection reduces ENEMY SPEED and changes very few other mechanics (could count them on both hands) - lowering the difficulty's what you can do to keep the pace slower

Ok that's fair

My close friend is literally obsessed over this game (and speedran every level), saw this review, and had offered actual counterpoints to my arguments. I also had witnessed them play the game at an actual high level. So yes, I'd say, I have. It's just not for me nor people like me, thus I cannot recommend it as is.

Have you even bothered to actually look into the game? Rather then play it for an hour and decide you don't like it cause u weren't immediately good.

"Even if you did beat the game, you didn't beat the game"

Jesus Christ y'all are worse than an average RDR2 fan

Just because you completed the levels doesn't mean you truly beat them

Ive beaten half of the game in that hour. Did you yourself forget how fast-paced Ultrakill is...?

I'm not saying you have to finish the game. But goddamn man, you can't form an opinion about a game in an hour of playtime. I did that with Lethal Company and I thought it was the shittiest game ever

To quote my own review: "and put the game on the shelf for a while - in hopes that maybe one day, I'll get it."

I plan to finish it one day, but it isn't something I'm prioritising. Because I'm not having any fun. And I have the right to drop the game if I'm not having fun. It's genuinely a retarded statement to argue "u havent even finished the game yet to form an opinion", what's the point of finishing it if I don't enjoy it? That's what refunds are for, and why they have a two hour limit. If you played more, then you're clearly enjoying the game.

I wouldn't even refund it, coz the game's clearly good and has love put into it, I just don't get why people are so obsessed with it and take any bad review as an insult to Jesus Christ himself.