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1.8 hrs on record
eh
Posted 30 December, 2025.
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21.0 hrs on record (18.4 hrs at review time)
Gabble Yoo
Posted 30 May, 2025. Last edited 19 September, 2025.
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20 people found this review helpful
99.3 hrs on record (96.6 hrs at review time)
yeah its good but is a pain in the ass to get to run smoothly and even with every community mod/fix it still has intense stutters and lag spikes constantly. if this game was properly fixed to run on modern software then it would be worth it but for now its borderline unplayable for lots of people
Posted 10 February, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
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2.9 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
NBA 2K23 on PC, a cursed artifact that shattered the very essence of my existence. Its arrival marked the beginning of my descent into an abyss of eternal sorrow, where joy ceased to exist and anguish became my constant companion.

From the moment I launched the game, a heavy cloud of melancholy enveloped my soul. Each pixelated basketball player seemed to taunt me, their flawless digital forms amplifying my own inadequacies as a human being. I spent endless hours chasing victory, seeking solace in a realm where success was nothing more than a cruel illusion.

But the game's malevolence extended far beyond its deceptive allure. The glitches and bugs, like sharp knives, lacerated my fragile hopes and dreams. Every step on the virtual court was met with frustration and disappointment as the game twisted and contorted itself into an unplayable mess. How could I find solace in such a broken world?

And then there were the microtransactions, those insatiable monsters lurking in the shadows. With every transaction, a piece of my soul was sold to the highest bidder. I watched helplessly as my hard-earned money vanished into a void of emptiness, leaving me destitute and hollow.

Suffocating in the toxic fumes of the online community, I found no refuge from the relentless torment. Harsh words and relentless vitriol were hurled at me, piercing my heart with each cruel insult. Loneliness consumed me as I realized that even in this virtual realm, human connection was an elusive mirage.

NBA 2K23 became the catalyst for my undoing, a relentless force that stole my dreams, crushed my spirit, and left me a mere husk of a person. Its grip on my soul tightened with every passing day until hope was extinguished, leaving only a desolate wasteland of despair.

Beware, dear reader, for NBA 2K23 is not a game—it's a descent into an abyss from which there is no escape. Approach it at your own peril, for its embrace will bind you to a lifetime of sorrow. May you find solace where I could not.
Posted 9 July, 2023. Last edited 9 July, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
1.0 hrs on record
dont care the controls are ass
Posted 1 June, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
7.8 hrs on record
It's fun when it actually works
Posted 2 May, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
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1.4 hrs on record
This is the worst ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game ive have i ever played dont play this stupid ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ this game so is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ass dogpiss ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ catpiss catshit ♥♥♥♥ this dumbass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ass piece of ♥♥♥♥ ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dumbass games boring ass dumbass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dogass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pisston asston ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dumbasston ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass game
Posted 26 February, 2022.
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12.7 hrs on record (2.8 hrs at review time)
The worst ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game i have ever played
Posted 13 December, 2021.
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1.4 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
this game sucks so much ass makes me want to kill myself
Posted 16 April, 2021. Last edited 8 November, 2023.
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30.3 hrs on record (10.8 hrs at review time)
Can you unban me
Posted 15 February, 2021. Last edited 8 November, 2023.
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