to play with me, i take mom's pubic hair as a fee for my services. thank you.

-rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Awesome guy, he can barely miss a shot, must have in your team!

+rep thanks for the invite bro really appreciate it!

+rep indeed uper cool guy over here

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