Recent reviews by CrimsonCarnage8

Aged like fine wine.

Pretty poggers.

I wish my ♥♥♥♥ was bigger, I can admit it
I'm above average on inches but I want a damn double digit
If I had a big ol' ♥♥♥♥ what would I do?
I'd probably go to Florida and show it Katrina and screw
Get butt naked and start streaking at my school
And get arrested but at least the girls would be impressed
With my third leg and, and then I'd go to a keg and
Do a keg stand, get drunk and do the running man
With no clothes on just to show off
My ♥♥♥♥'s bigger than yours when mine is cold and soft
Haha, oh yeah I forgot that's not really the ♥♥♥♥ that I have
I went out and party-bagged 'em and quickly opened the package
And it fit me like Kriss Kross's old school starter jackets
Trying to convince myself like, "Size doesn't matter,"
Anyways I'd probably just put it on backwards cause I mean
I know that god made us all different and special
But ♥♥♥♥ did he really have to invent lopsided testicles?
I don't have them I just
I feel bad for the like you know the guys with like you know
Their left one hangs like lower than the right one
Kinda like a lazy eye like on your balls
I mean I don't know, I just just heard that.. I feel bad