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On a scale from 1 to 10
How cringe am I?
Remember your cringe level is mine times 3
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I'm Gatomon
According to Homer Simpson
Vegetarians are allowed to and should eat meat when they are on vacation
i'm used to get banned in game communities for uploading nude mods
didn't know you can get reported and get your profile showcases banned & reset
censor my @$$
Sony cultists keep telling you Playstation has more games than Xbox.
What they don't tell you is that:
PS5 has no new games, and most of them also run on PS4.
While Cloud Saving is basiclly free on all PC game stores, on PS5 you have to pay for PS plus to get that feature (even xbox offer this for free)
and on PS4,PS3 you can manual-save to your USB flash drive,
on PS5? only games marked "PS4" are allowed to do that.
damn that's so ♥♥♥♥♥ obvious, just want you to buy ps plus!!!!!
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It seems every guru online always tells about his life.
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how he has sex 2-3 times a day
he goes to gym everyday
he doesn't waste time on Games or Social media
he reads books a lot
he doesn't need a job to live
he doen't live with his parents.
what he doesn't tell you is that
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This is literally his current life in jail
... And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.
9th generation gaming sucks, it's mostly industrial garbage and can run on last gen's consoles, and they ain't that productive like they used to.
today owning a PS2 or PS3/Xbox360 makes it all nostalgia and priceless in memorise, it was all about fun.
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⣿⣿⣿⣿⠉⢿⣏⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⡀⠴⠞⠛⢙⣿⣀⣈⡙⠛⠿⠀⢸⣿⠿⠁⠘⣃⢀⠂⠀⣰⣿⣿⣇⣀⣧⣤⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡿⠰⠘⢿⣆⢻⡇⠈⠏⢸⣷⠠⣶⡿⠟⢿⣿⣿⠿⠟⢂⣴⡤⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
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In most online games
"Your mom" is banned for account names.
"Thy mum" isn't
are they stewid?
Buy me RTX 4090.
I need it to generate high quality Elsa&Anna lesbian pictures.
U can hav all of my work
This dude has a crush on you! 👇↓👇↓👇↓👇↓👇↓
Go ask anyone who's dated their teacher
None of them has any regrets.
Especially for those who received homeschool education
Failing is not bad, not trying is!
what im saying is do not be afraid of failing
say next time a stranger comes to you and asks the way.
Point him any direction you like, even though you don't know the way
Did you know if you remove meat from your diet
can help you reduce 80% of your will to live
•ೋ•°•`💜𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓪 𝓰𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽 𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓴𝓮𝓷𝓭💜•°••ೋ•
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Did you know the border between USA and Canada is just a big road in a vast forest?
While Mexicans be like : nice wall they built those years
y'all shorter than me
which means you all gonna inhale more fart than I will ever
I'll try to remember you guys
Short people do die faster
cause they smell more fart than others
•ೋ•°•`💜𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓪 𝓰𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽 𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓴𝓮𝓷𝓭💜•°••ೋ•
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Ultimate PC upgrade guide 2024!
1. Download RTX 5090 ti onto your PC for a boost
2. buy some SSD to increase your RAM
3. Use a shoe box for your case, it's both cooler and environment friendly
4.Simply bend your monitor to get a curv screen
5.cut the wires of your mouse and keyborad, wireless is tidy
6. incase your CPU run out of date, go buy 1t sand to grind yourself a i9-28888K
𝑰 𝒘𝒊𝒔𝒉 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒂 𝒘𝒐𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒇𝒖𝒍 𝒅𝒂𝒚.🌹
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If future you didn't time travel to stop you
everything you do is just right.
𝑰 𝒘𝒊𝒔𝒉 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒂 𝒘𝒐𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒇𝒖𝒍 𝒅𝒂𝒚.🌹
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║╚╝║║║║║║║║║ ║║║║═╣═╣╔╣═╣║║║║
║╔╗║╦║╔╣╔╣╗║ ║║║║═╣═╣╚╣═╣║║║║
╚╝╚╩╩╩╩╩╝╚═╝ ╚══╩═╩═╩╩╩═╩╩╩═╝
ღೋ ════════ 💗 ════════ღೋ
𝑰 𝒘𝒊𝒔𝒉 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒂 𝒘𝒐𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒇𝒖𝒍 𝒅𝒂𝒚.🌹
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German class 101
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oh it's super easy, just roll your key board like:
SUhfadshfklajsofhauiuisdfjoadsjfkhjadlisdhgfoiuasfwqj
sdhjaosdjaoiureajekljdlasdjpoapo
asdjasodhaofha
Trust me, it's no diffrenrence from actual German language to people who don't speak German
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No time to explain！
The world will in end in 2030
if you don't legally change your name to
Louis George Maurice Adolphe Roche Albert Abel Antonio Alexandre Noë Jean Lucien Daniel Eugène Joseph-le-brun Joseph-Barême Thomas Thomas Thomas-Thomas Pierre Arbon Pierre-Maurel Barthélemi Artus Alphonse Bertrand Dieudonné Emanuel Josué Vincent Luc Michel Jules-de-la-plane Jules-Bazin Julio César Jullien Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff
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➖🟩🟩⬜⬛⬜⬜⬛🟩
➖🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟥🟥🟥🟥
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦
- Have A Good Day.
Life Hack
What to do when you want something that's so expensive, that would cost months of or even years of your salary?
Quit your job!
If your salary is 0, any price times 0 is 0, basically it's free by choice
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A legend once said:
"Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way."
------Homer Simpson works for shcool and marriage too
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Did you know you can pretty much answer every question everyone's ever asked by saying " Your mom"?
regardless of what others think
Procrastinating？
Remember！ Getting things done only makes room for more things to come!
Dont leave your comfort zone！
Found yourself lack of Motivation:>?
well, let me tell you something.
I used to be so fat, and I was ashamed of my shape.
So afraid that I couldn't even get out of my room because I felt like everyone would be judging my appearance.
Look at me now!
So fat that I can't even get through the door!
It's Star Wars Day!
May the 4th be with you!
done, now beam me up, Spock
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