Specs:
CPU - i7 6700k
Cooler - Dynatron K2
GPU - GTX970
RAM - 32GB DDR4, watercooled
Keyboard - Remington Noiseless #N41392
Mouse - Apodemus Flavicollis
DPI - 250
Fumos - Tewi, Satori and Koishi

How to win at DotA 2:

6 egg yolks
6 tablespoons caster sugar, divided
600ml (1 pint) double cream
2 tablespoons dark brown soft sugar

Preheat oven to 150 C / Gas mark 2.

Beat egg yolks, 4 tablespoons sugar and vanilla in a mixing bowl until thick and creamy.

Pour cream into a saucepan and stir over low heat until it almost comes to the boil. Remove the cream from heat immediately. Stir cream into the egg yolk mixture; beat until combined.

Pour cream mixture into the top of a double boiler. Stir over simmering water until mixture lightly coats the back of a spoon; approximately 3 minutes. Remove mixture from heat immediately and pour into a shallow heat-proof dish.

Bake in preheated oven for 30 minutes. Remove from oven and cool to room temperature. Refrigerate for 1 hour, or overnight.

Preheat grill.

In a small bowl combine remaining 2 tablespoons caster sugar and brown sugar. Sift this mixture evenly over custard. Place dish under grill until sugar melts, about 2 minutes. Watch carefully so as not to burn.

Remove from heat and allow to cool. Refrigerate until custard is set again.