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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
68.5 hrs on record (44.6 hrs at review time)
F U B A R
Posted 24 February.
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37 people found this review helpful
13 people found this review funny
117.6 hrs on record (103.7 hrs at review time)
Hey, you. You’re finally awake.
You were trying to boycott the dlc, right?
Walked right into that CA ambush, same as us,
and Nakai and his kroxigors over there.
Posted 17 August, 2023. Last edited 17 August, 2023.
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5.2 hrs on record
Honestly, Indie game of the year without a doubt.
Posted 24 July, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
78.7 hrs on record (75.8 hrs at review time)
Pain.
Posted 5 February, 2022.
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37.5 hrs on record (37.3 hrs at review time)
Ez Masterpiece.
Posted 15 January, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
100.2 hrs on record (86.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Bleach fixes everything.
Posted 9 January, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
10.4 hrs on record (5.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Went into this game expecting a few jump-scares and nothing, I underestimated how truly terrifying this game's atmosphere was. Scary and really good with friends. Also even though slow, the updates are well made and the developers seem to listen to feedback which is of course fundamental to a good-game.
Posted 13 December, 2020. Last edited 14 December, 2020.
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2 people found this review funny
2.6 hrs on record (2.0 hrs at review time)
My review will forever even if the bugs are fixed be negative. REFUNDED!

This game is my final straw for pre-ordering. It seems that CDPR have failed to deliver on the content they marketed. The open-world is stunning, yes, but also terribly empty and shallow. The game hasn't got the 1000 hand-crafted npc's which they promised, it has no character customisation after the initial start. For god sake, you can't even get a hair cut. No food vendors. No random encounters. How the hell was this marketed as a rpg? Oh, I forgot they changed the genre a day before release to a action-adventure story. The story which everyone is raving on about is bland and dull after the first few hours, (if you're wondering how I have this opinion, I have watched my friend playthrough the game and also test if in fact choices matter.) His game, he saw all endings and tested every outcome of each choice, guess what? They don't matter until the last three missions. How terrible for a game which was marketed as "Your choices affect the outcome of the game in every way." The characters feel rushed and have no explaining of their backstory's, like Jackie. Oh god! This character is so useless to the story and is supposed to be very emotional to the player but no-one cares because we don't know who he is after apparently being together for more then half a year. Oh and the endings honestly suck! A lot of loose ends which you would expect for a game with only 20hrs of story.

The bugs are the worst I've seen in a released game in my existence, and I've played Bethesda games. They're game breaking and immersion breaking. The game is another "Fallout 76" release and people are praising and saying things like "They'll fix it" or "The Witcher was like this on release." Yeah but they were also a indie-company, not anymore they aren't with over 1200 employees and massive shares and funding from the countries government, they're a triple A company now. So, if this was Ubisoft or EA, they would've been held accountable for releasing a game which was intended for Old-Gen Consoles and don't even run, Sony know this as they're giving out refunds. I've had friends tell me they've been getting a refund from Steam after 20hrs playtime; so I think Steam know this too.

The reviewers and fan-boys of CDPR should be held responsible as well as CDPR for the games terrible release, for over-hyping and rushing the company into a release with death threats and so on. They also should be held accountable for positively up-voting this game, and giving other triple A companies an idea on the standard of games to make your average Joe happy. I don't know how true it is but a lot of people have been seeing weird accounts review bombing metacritic to make it go up in score. A few of my personnel favourite review channels who have gone against the game have been censored on youtube.

For example : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztaVDvad-c8

I'm truly disappointed in this company and its hundreds of problems. I will say I believe they maybe a one hit wonder.
CyberBug 2077 will go down in history alongside "76" and "No-Man's Sky".
Posted 9 December, 2020. Last edited 14 December, 2020.
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8 people found this review helpful
39.3 hrs on record (7.2 hrs at review time)
I remember in 1898 when basic necessities for that time-period which was a horse, an outfit and a weapon was a easy affordable amount of $1000. Aw, yes with a small loan of $5 dollars in the 19th-Century you can buy five cans of peas.

I must award this brilliant game ✩✩✩✩✩ for fairness and ✬✬✬✬✬ for capitalism. Rockstar have turned into the scrooge of video-game companies.
Posted 4 December, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
393.5 hrs on record (247.1 hrs at review time)
Creative Assembly's magnum opus. The soon to be trilogy will not be forgotten and will always be Creative Assembly's icon.
Posted 6 April, 2020.
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